A custom-firmware air purifier now grades every toot for PPM, duration, and clearance time, then scores it on-chain. $STANK turns the worst fart in the world into the most liquid one.
The firmware doesn't just filter air. It measures it, scores it, and mints the result.
The purifier's array reads particulate density, methane-equivalent PPM, and duration the moment intake spikes.
PPM, duration, and clearance time are run through a weighted formula to produce a single Stank Score, 0–999.
The score is timestamped and posted to the leaderboard. Top rankers get featured, clipped, and paid in $STANK.
Live rankings pulled straight from firmware logs. Dethrone the current champion to claim the weekly $STANK bounty.
| Rank | Handle | PPM | Duration | Stank Score | Severity |
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Fixed supply, no upgrades, no filters replaced. What ships is what runs forever.
Set up a wallet compatible with Robinhood Chain and fund it.
Search $STANK, verify the contract address above, and swap in.
Join the leaderboard, flex your device readings, wait for glory.
Yes — the firmware concept is real and running on custom hardware. This site is a concept/meme landing page built around it, not a live exchange listing.
A weighted mix of PPM, duration, and clearance time, capped at 999. Higher is worse, and worse is the point.
No. This is a meme project made for entertainment. Nothing here is financial advice — do your own research before buying anything.